Ah im on a roll! Sayings I like... though i think at the time i was in a giddy mood and now realise some of them arnt that funny anymore ah shur!

There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.

Saw it, wanted it, threw a fit, Got It!!

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

BOMB SQUAD: If you see me running you better catch up!

Dewey,Skrewem, & Howe (attorneys at law)

Do not play a leap frog with a unicorn.

Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!

Don't steal, the government hates competition.

Ever Stop To Think And Forget To Start Again?

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Everyone Is Entitled To My Opinion

Everything is possible just not too probable.

Everytime you speak you make someone dumber for listening to you.

For him to get an idea, it would be a surgical process.

Go Braless! It will pull the wrinkles from your face.

Graduate quickly, millions on welfare depend on you.

Grow Your Own Dope, Plant A Man

Growing old is inevitable...Growing up is optional.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!

I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!.

I think that I think.

I used up all my sick days so I called in dead!

I was an atheist until I realized I was GOD.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

IF ITS TOO LOUD YOUR TOO OLD

If you cannot convince them, confuse them.

Im not littering.........im donating to the earth